There were two liberal economists who were shipwrecked on a desert island. They had no money but over the next three years, they made millions of dollars selling their hats to each other.
Two men fall into a well. The first man is panicked and screams “We are doomed! We are going to die down here!” The second asks ,”How so?” “We fell 150 feet straight down. The walls are shear, with nothing to hold onto and climb. No one knows where we are, and there is no… Read More »
A man was sent to Hell for his sins. As he was being processed, he passed a room where an economist he knew was having an intimate conversation with a beautiful woman. “What a crummy deal!” The man complained. “I have to burn for all eternity and that economist spends it with that gorgeous woman.”… Read More »
TOP 10 REASONS TO STUDY ECONOMICS 1. Economists are armed and dangerous: “Watch out for our invisible hands.” 2. Economists can supply it on demand. 3. You can talk about money without every having to make any. 4. You get to say “trickle down” with a straight face. 5. Mick Jagger and Arnold Schwarzenegger both… Read More »
TEN THINGS TO DO WITH A GRADUATE ECONOMICS TEXTBOOK 1. Press pretty flowers. 2. Press pretty insects. 3. Use it as paper weight on your already overcluttered desk. 4. Leave out in obvious places to impress uninformed undergraduates. 5. Mail to the White House as an intimidation tactic. 6. Give it a walk-on part in… Read More »
First thing one Monday morning, a robber broke into the bank, and pointed his guns at the cashier said, ‘Give me all your money, or you’ll be GEOGRAPHY!’ The cashier laughed and said, ‘You mean to say ‘HISTORY.’ The robber answered, ‘Don’t change the subject.’
Q:What do you call an economist that makes a prediction? A:Wrong.
