Trivial Pursuit designed by an economist
Ronald Reagan used to say that if trivial pursuit were designed by economists, it would have 100 questions and 3,000 answers.
Category Archives: Jokes
One handed economists
President Truman once said he wants an economic adviser with only one arm. Why? So when giving economic advice he will never say, “On the other hand …”
A Soviet man is waiting in line to purchase vodka
A Soviet man is waiting in line to purchase vodka from a liquor store, but due to restrictions imposed by Gorbachev, the line is very long. The man loses his composure and screams, “I can’t take this waiting in line anymore, I HATE Gorbachev, I am going to the Kremlin right now, and I am… Read More »
Granddaughter, please explain Communism to me,
“Granddaughter, please explain Communism to me,” an old Russian woman asks her granddaughter. “How will people live under it? They probably teach you all about it in school.” “Of course they do, Granny,” her granddaughter responds. “When we reach Communism, the shops will be full – there’ll be butter, and meat, and sausage…you’ll be able… Read More »
Did you hear of the economist who dove into his swimming pool
Did you hear of the economist who dove into his swimming pool and broke his neck? He forgot to seasonally adjust.
An American is visiting the Soviet Union
An American is visiting the Soviet Union. He’s taking a train from Leningrad to Kiev and listening to his handheld radio when a Soviet man leans over to talk to him. “You know, we make those better and more efficiently here in the Soviet Union,” he says. “Oh?” Says the American. “Yes,” the Soviet man… Read More »
A farm worker greets Josef Stalin
A farm worker greets Josef Stalin at his potato farm. “Comrade Stalin, we have so many potatoes that, piled one on top of the other, they would reach all the way to God,” the farmer excitedly tells his leader. “But God does not exist,” replies Stalin. “Exactly,” says the farmer. “Neither do the potatoes.”